A living sculpture made out of wood

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You haven't seen this before. We have made a living sculpture.

[NedMan (Ned Hill)]

That’s cool!

[trevorflowers]

Huh. I hate to be pedantic but it’s not alive.

Looks neat, though. I bet it’s satisfyingly creepy when seen in person.

[easytarget (Owen)]

@trevorflowers

but it’s not alive

Aah! but the wood was once alive, and now it’s dead, and moving. Creepy indeed

[NedMan (Ned Hill)]

@easytarget

Aah! but the wood was once alive, and now it’s dead, and moving.

So it’s a zombie sculpture then?

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Deadwood alive!