Oh, and just so it doesn't sound like I'm CONSTANTLY asking for help.

Oh, and just so it doesn’t sound like I’m CONSTANTLY asking for help. I fixed my first layer problem…I’ve removed all M666 Kludges, and have really good adhesion. The solution required me to be willing to change a physical problem with a physical solution, rather than continue to try to fix it in software.

Lowering the Y endstop 2mm was all it took. About this much (You may have to zoom in):

Has that solved your multiple issues ?

Well, my initial layer multiple issues. My large piece layer alignment and retract issues? Nah.