k…take this how you wish admin…but, non the less it really needs saying.
yu wank!
heres why…
1, smashing product
2, brillient! a web page full of tecno…ahhh key bit missing, ooo didnt tell yu that…oh yeah…didnt actualy find that for days and days and weeks
3, i know? i’ll ask on the forum…yu know the smoothie board forum…why? they wont tell yu.
here how how its been for me.
starts and ends every day the same, ME…the imagenary killer deseise that dooesnt exist…its all in the mind, hmmm…like aids…
it awakend yu self from a sleep enduced cma of pain killers tablets for this n that, all with one thing in comman…they wank yu brain up! slugish drowsy sicky, ooo nice bitta codeine 60mg a time 6 times a day…thats just stop yu self jumpin of a bridgeffs!! its unbeleivable! fue is walk in the park…ohhh yes…unpleasent but non the less try thats a good day.
so…i get to sleep when i pass out from long turm sleep dep, awakening is worse than being asleep…asleep is just a new way of discovering …shhhjeeeesus as it hits yu fresh in the feash instantly, and then gets worse.
sooooo why do i bother why dont i just curl up and die? yehhh fuck that, thats shites n wimps ffs!! life one big sess pool of theives, time theives that steal your life span…helping them isnt on the menu…….
so, lets get that 3D printer, ohhh yeah………6 feckin months!! half refund, replaced bits faffin about jerkin on this ferkin with that!! every little tiney farty problem going, all have one thing in common…even after the meds, a week with 4 hours kip theyre bloody easy! stupidly simple!!! BUT ONLY WHEN YU KNOW…
when you dont know it can take weeks to happen on the answer to it, and when you do one single thought arrises, WHY DIDNT ANY BODY SAY??
amaizing isnt it…100 quid here 100 quid there, ohh nuther 50 nuther 70 nuthr 150 oo smoothie boar nuther tenner nuther 52 bloody stupidly easy problems.
nar then, these easily sorted things, when you know its temping to think to the tune of ‘whats up with these imbasils?’ truth is its you who’s losing it, because at that point its you who cannot tell them how…or i suspect just will not tell them how…ooooo your so speshul cuz you know…oh yawnnnnnn
another take on the imposable english language is that through operant conditioning your actualy loosing th ability to be of use to man nor beast.
(lastly…is that chinglese breaking through on the we site? hmmmm wouldnt be suprised, eather way…whats rong with answering in a manor as to actualy solve an issue…rather than say every but whats needed?
quolity managment…it isnt dificult to understand…….piss a customer off lose 27 sales, thats in the first spin off…yawnnn!!
i’ve spent over a month surfin the net, only to ‘happen on’ one single answer that isnt on the smoothie web site? amaizing isnt it…a bleedin three wired sencor with two poxy resiters, or ooooo hi tecky three wires on a moss fet no less… cummon guys if your stooping to get a hero fix on that one? yu way past sad!
wheres yu pride? has your ego eaten it?
on ech and every forum theres a minority recruiting the majority…they slowly turn it into a slanging match where by the question and answer have no worth, its all about how much bullshit you can get out of it…
the smoothie board ‘project’ could easily take off big…i mean massive, alas…for every 5 yu sell fiffy people wont touch yur ass. hey ho.
ohh you read the instructions! they tell just enough to look good, but little enough to ensure your importance, alas that importance becomes less and less when yu so mad at it yu cant even see straight, to such a degree that hey…the compatision is looking good, and that 120 quid waisted on the smoothie is looking like dead money more and more as each simple assed problem…yu know? plug A into A and B into B…and woooooooo set it in the config (that hasnt got it listed in there yet)…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
these boards are simple…so why the lack of help? and why is it such a retarded secret that yu have to fluke a search on some other web sight?
failed at the first hurdle innit….
stuff the spell check…dyslexia is wanderful, if you have it yu know, if you dont your actualy in minority, last figures i read up on were at 60 percent of people have some form of it! and the 40 that dont waiste a resourse by writing such shite as ‘why dont you read the istrunctions!’
they feckin cant see the horse for the cart at this point!! because theyve been wankered into retardy-ness!!
have fun…i’m not.
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